Episode Title:I Used to Be Funny / My Fair Dork / Twas the Night.Episode Description:I Used to Be Funny: Two clowns–one more old-fashioned, one trendier–each lay claim to a particular street corner in Aron City, and decide to play a series of pranks on an unsuspecting bystander to determine which of them is funnier. That bystander happens to be the clown-hating Johnny, who finds himself repeatedly humiliated by their practical jokes.
My Fair Dork: When the school geek wants to take Suzy to the school dance, Johnny decides to help. However, he soon learns that his lady-grabbing tactics work better for the geek than they do for him, as the student becomes the master.
Twas the Night: When Johnny mistakes Santa Claus for a burglar and knocks out jolly old Saint Nick (Tom Bosley), he must don the red cap to save Christmas.